You Know You Have Been Playing Too Much UO When ...
- Albino
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Re: You Know You Have Been Playing Too Much UO When ...
... you chase the cat around the house with a salad fork because it's actually a "war" fork with +40 stamina leech
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. -Groucho Marx
Re: You Know You Have Been Playing Too Much UO When ...
HAHAHAHA oops i think i just soiled myself. omg i just said B-R-B grrrr
- Brotherwolf
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Re: You Know You Have Been Playing Too Much UO When ...
When your wife and kids are cussing up a storm while watching football you yell out " FAMILY SHARD !'
Wolf
Wolf
Re: You Know You Have Been Playing Too Much UO When ...
You see a tornado and your first thought is "AIR ELEMENT"
- Albino
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Re: You Know You Have Been Playing Too Much UO When ...
... you try peacing your parakeet with a tambourine.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. -Groucho Marx
Re: You Know You Have Been Playing Too Much UO When ...
When you try to shrink you dog using a water bottle thinking it's a shrink pet potion.
Re: You Know You Have Been Playing Too Much UO When ...
...Your dominant arm changes depending on which direction you are facing.
...When house shopping, the only sides you are interested in seeing are the south and east sides.
...When all small birds begin to look the same to you.
...When you begin thinking that raising bees with sprinklers is an ingenious idea.
...And...
...When going to open a container you haven't seen before, you actually contemplate if its worth it or not.
...When house shopping, the only sides you are interested in seeing are the south and east sides.
...When all small birds begin to look the same to you.
...When you begin thinking that raising bees with sprinklers is an ingenious idea.
...And...
...When going to open a container you haven't seen before, you actually contemplate if its worth it or not.
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May the BODs be ever in your favor!
May the BODs be ever in your favor!
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ROFL
...you are driving around in the outskirts of town and think "I need to work on my lumberjacking".
...you are driving around in the outskirts of town and think "I need to work on my lumberjacking".
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When walking into a bank you think to your self *I wonder how bad it would lag if I spawned 999,999,999 headless ones here*...
When you don't like the color of your shirt you start looking around for a Uni Tub...
You are surprised that the horse at the fair isn't some weird bright shiny color...
You see a mountain and wonder what kind of Ore it has around it...
You try you could double click on your little green ball and disappear in a tower of flame and a flash of lightning...
When you don't like the color of your shirt you start looking around for a Uni Tub...
You are surprised that the horse at the fair isn't some weird bright shiny color...
You see a mountain and wonder what kind of Ore it has around it...
You try you could double click on your little green ball and disappear in a tower of flame and a flash of lightning...
- Merlynious
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You'll tell people your a Legendary Tailor and will be selling high resist armor.
You see a dead deer on the side of the road and stop to carve it up for the leather.
You try to sell the Snowdrop Lillies you grew to the market for 7 grand.
You spend 12 hours in the woods looking for Hopper's Bog.
You fish up an old shoe and put it on your mantle piece for "decoration".
You see a dead deer on the side of the road and stop to carve it up for the leather.
You try to sell the Snowdrop Lillies you grew to the market for 7 grand.
You spend 12 hours in the woods looking for Hopper's Bog.
You fish up an old shoe and put it on your mantle piece for "decoration".
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"A wise man once said..."The grass is greener on the other side. But, there's usually a septic tank below the grass."
- Albino
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You visit a tailor and ask if he has gm'd the skill yet, then scoff at him when he says no.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. -Groucho Marx
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When someone mentions the periodic table of elements, and your first thought is 'valorite.'
True story by the way. There was a question on Millionaire, just yesterday about it. And the first thing that popped in my head was valorite. =/
True story by the way. There was a question on Millionaire, just yesterday about it. And the first thing that popped in my head was valorite. =/
- Mystery Man
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When you go to bed at night and start dreaming of what to go kill next, what wood/ore to get or what to make and sell on your vendor.
Seeing people who start to piss you off and you reply with...Corp Por - In Nox and then run by trying to say Kal Ort Por over and over then realizing oh crap this is the real world im in now.
Seeing people who start to piss you off and you reply with...Corp Por - In Nox and then run by trying to say Kal Ort Por over and over then realizing oh crap this is the real world im in now.
After everything i've been threw, i'm still smiling...Not because i'm strong...But because i'm crazy!
Now that should scare you.....
Now that should scare you.....
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when you post a comment on facebook and start with [c ( I actually do it often)
wishfully saying Kal Ort Por when you want to go somewhere else (complete with failed spell sound effect)
You have a fearful respect of albino squirrels.
wishfully saying Kal Ort Por when you want to go somewhere else (complete with failed spell sound effect)
You have a fearful respect of albino squirrels.
- Merlynious
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You finish your paper work at your job, slam it on the boss' desk and say "OWNED!!"
You keep trying to use "last object" when working on your car to acquire the wrench out of your reach.
You end up in the hospital from bee stings because you double tapped the hive to see the contents.
You keep trying to use "last object" when working on your car to acquire the wrench out of your reach.
You end up in the hospital from bee stings because you double tapped the hive to see the contents.
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"A wise man once said..."The grass is greener on the other side. But, there's usually a septic tank below the grass."