Whats the best pickup line

krothu · Post by **krothu** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:01 am

Just do what the cavemen did..walk up to a female you like and hit her upside the head with a big stick,then grab her by the hair and drag her into your cave. Saves time on meaninless chit chat

Hnoss · Post by **Hnoss** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:59 pm

Leonx wrote:K this is for you,
Your father must have been a thief,
Cause he stole all the stars from the sky
And put them into your eyes.

Leonx, thats some smooth words!

Hnoss · Post by **Hnoss** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:00 pm

Krothu, whats that line from!?

Thorgal · Post by **Thorgal** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:10 pm

That pick up line can be heard in about every 80's teen movie, also Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and im sure if you search a bit like 10% of all movies made in the last 20 years ^^

Other corny pick up lines...

Do you know what would look good on you?
Me!

Girl, you must be tired, cause your legs have been running through my mind all day!

Did it hurt? ... when you fell down from heaven!

Nice shoes.. wanna $#%@$%

krothu · Post by **krothu** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:53 pm

Hnoss I have no clue if thats in a movie or not. Ive been saying that to people for years but one never knows...

Brotherwolf · Post by **Brotherwolf** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:56 pm

heres one to try that will get a smile.

When god made you he was showing off.

Wolf

Melkor · Post by **Melkor** » Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:47 pm

I have a good one, it's not really a pickup line, but its good to use a ways into a relationship

Life without you is like a broken pencil, pointless.

Hnoss · Post by **Hnoss** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:05 pm

Melkor wrote:I have a good one, it's not really a pickup line, but its good to use a ways into a relationship

Life without you is like a broken pencil, pointless.

hahaaa im gonna tell that to my guy, thats cute

Brotherwolf · Post by **Brotherwolf** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:44 pm

Women need closeness to feel love while men need love to feel closeness.

cant remember where I heard that one but makes alot of sense understanding the similarities and differences of us all in one sentence

Wolf

Post by **Johnny Warren** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 7:05 am

I just scream "JOHNNY WARREN" as loud as i can in the bar. Usually works well.

WretchRoth · Post by **WretchRoth** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:52 am

funny n cheezy ones

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away

I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.

Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

krothu · Post by **krothu** » Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:15 pm

IN ORCISH: Greebas Breedur, Uu Folo Ee Bak tu de furt Jat!!! ENGLISH TRANSLATION: Hello pretty lady, Would you kindly accompany me back to my rustic palace.

Omnipotent · Post by **Omnipotent** » Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:33 am

Baby, I think my heart just lagged!

Gwendolyn · Post by **Gwendolyn** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:03 am

This actually worked for me once, but we were both ...inebriated...

"Would you please come with me to either your place or mind for the purpose of intercourse."

She thought it was funny as hell...wasn't really a pick up line, i'd been flirting with her all night by that point.

DocHolliday · Post by **DocHolliday** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:17 am

The best one I ever heard was 31 years ago...." Hi, you don't know me, but you will"....we have now been married for 30 years....That one worked!!!!

Excelsior

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