A man called the Canon help desk with a problem with his printer.
The Tech asked him if he was "running it under Windows." The man responded,
"No, my desk is next to the door. But that's a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."
AND
Player: “My computer crashed!”
+R: “It crashed?”
Player: “Yeah, it won’t let me play my game.
+R: “All right, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot.”
Player: “No, it didn’t crash – it crashed.”
+R: “Huh?”
Player: “I crashed my game. That’s what I said before. I crashed my spaceship and now it doesn’t work.”
+R: “Click on ‘File,’ then ‘New Game.'”
Player: [pause] “Wow! How’d you learn how to do that?”
