FREE GOLD?!

[Kat]

You heard it.. free gold.

How would one acquire this free gold? Simple!

Send me your most embarrassing story...

That's right! I want to hear the most mortifying moment of your life.

When I was 15, I decided to ditch 'lunch time' and go to the local burger joint. When I tried to jump the fence to get back to my next class, my jeans ripped. I didn't get a slight tear... I GOT RIPPED! I walked into Biology class with 1/2 my butt hanging out and the rosiest cheeks (face, of course) that I've ever had.

If you have a good story, let me know it! Post your embarrassing moment in this forum, and you could win money in just a week!

First Place: 2 million gold
Second Place: 1 million gold
Third Place: 500k
Those that don't place: a nod of bravery for sending in your story!!

This competition ends in one week! Hurry up and send in your story!

[Orbit Storm]

WARNING: The story you're about to read is a real story and not for the meek of heart. This is truly an horrific event!

Well I'm not quite sure how you wanted these "stories" submitted; but I'd like to throw mine out there anyway; despite how embarrassing it was, it was pretty hilarious.

Your story about high school sparked an old memory of my Senior Class play. We were doing a Christmas skit right before school let out for Winter Vacation and we had the entire student body, as well as family and friends gathered into our auditorium.

Sadly, I got nominated to play the part of a reindeer, and the costumes were excruciatingly tight; thus making them horridly warm under the stage lights. So, during our pre-play festivities, I suited up in nothing more than my skivvies.

Turns out, during a mock "accident" that we drew up; to cue in the necessity for Rudolph to light the way; a fellow "reindeer" got too close to me and snagged the zipper on my costume with his antler. (Yes, the antlers were made of plastic, thus they weren't flimsy!)

It gets worse!

I didn't actually realize the zipper has been ripped off my costume due to music playing and the crowd laughing; so when we all stood up the suit simply.. dropped. Even more horrifying, thanks to the costume being skin tight; it dragged my skivvies with it. So there I am, standing on stage in front of about 800 people in nothing more than my birthday suit! Thank heavens for still having my reindeer mask on!!!


-------

After a bit of begging from Kat; I decided to post it. So there; I humiliated myself!

[Sissyphus]

Ok, I know I don't qualify for this contest due to the fact that I'm Kat's friend... But I'd just like to share this.

It's definitely not as good as Orbit's story, though.

Anyway... This happened when I was younger, around 14-15 years old. I was running around with some friends of mine outside and it started raining REALLY hard. We decided to stay out in the rain for a while since it was warm, so when we got back to my friend's house we were all completely soaking wet.

His mother had us go to the bathroom one by one, strip, and wrap towels around ourselves so she could throw our clothing into the dryer. While we were waiting for our clothing, we went to my friend's room to play some Mario Kart 64 (aww yeah). After a little while I got thirsty, so I left to grab a drink from the kitchen. When I walked back to the room one of them SPRINTED out past me, grabbed my towel and threw it into the mom's bedroom.

I must've stood there for a good two minutes, futilely trying to cover myself with my hands while thinking about what I should do. There were no towels left in the bathroom and I couldn't find anything else to cover myself with. After a few moments my friend told me he would call his mom over if I didn't go get my towel...

Luckily she was facing the opposite direction from the doorway, watching something on tv. I had to sneak into her room BUTT NAKED, praying she wouldn't turn around to get my towel. Thankfully she didn't see me. That would have been really awkward.

So yeah, that's my story.

Edit: I wonder if any stories won't involve unintended nudity.

[Phil the Fisher]

Okay, the single most embarrassing event in my life was college graduation. I went to a very large university, so graduation day was horrifically chaotic. Faculty and staff were barely able to keep the mass of energized students from spilling out into the arena before they were scheduled to walk (this took place in a sports/events arena). Okay, so amidst this noise and confusion I sat, doing my best not to vomit. You see, I was just getting over some kind of stomach virus thing (the doc gave me the okay to walk) but I still felt pretty crummy.

Fast forward to several hours later, where I'm sitting in the rows of students waiting to be called up to the stage. I'm still feeling lousy, but it was about to get worse. The bio majors were walking the stage when suddenly I heard the name of a girl I had briefly dated who told me that she had graduated the year before and moved away. OUCH. So my stomach hurt, now my pride hurt... well at least it's almost over. Or so I thought.

Now I'm in line on stage, awaiting the call to walk allllll the way across stage to receive my diploma. The folks ahead of me are walking, little pockets of the enormous crowd cheer, and so on. The folks cheering for the person directly ahead of me died down and my name was called...

Crickets chirped and tumbleweeds blew by as I walked across stage to dead silence. Wow, double whammy to the pride. Okay so I'm a little flustered now, so as I cross the stage (still worried that I'll vomit on the dean), I get distracted by wondering why my family, who I previously had seen in the audience, didn't cheer. In that moment I missed the line of people waiting to return to their seats so I just wander out into the aisles, trying to remember where I sat. I finally snapped to and realized that I was all alone in the sea of seated seniors, so I quickly and nonchalantly (yeah right) made my way back to the line and awaited the proper time to return to our seats. Bleh.

But at least I never threw up.

(by the way, the reason my folks didn't cheer was because there was a mix up in the schedule so I ended up walking several people before I was supposed to and my family was going off of the schedule rather than watching the stage or listening to the announcer)

[Orbit Storm]

***Bumpity***

I don't want to have only one story as competition here! Come on everyone; humor us!

I can think of far worse things than unintended nudity; been there, done that.

[Orbit Storm]

It's been a day; hope I'm safely allowed to bump it. If not, I apologize!

***Bumpity***

[Kat]

Orbit.. Thanks for your bump, my friend. ;D

I am going to postpone the winnings to May 13th. I'm sorry to those that already posted! I want to make sure everyone gets a fair chance. I need to advertise it as much as possible. Plus, it will be more fun for everyone the more stories we get (Tell your friends!)

PS: I have to remind everyone, no cussing or telling a story more inappropriate than your local PG-13 movie. This is still a family shard and we need to keep things clean. I understand that embarrassing stories come with some naughty stuff, so just try to tell it in the best way possible Thanks!

I have a story from a girl that PMed it. I will post it for her since she was not sure how to do it on the forums.

Alexa-

"Ok so when I was in 5th grade, I had to go to the bathroom really bad (#2). My teacher didn't let me go. At first I farted really loud. Then I just pooped myself and it was so embarrassing I just cried."

Sounds awful! <3

[Dave]

I am new to the this shard , so a big hello to everyone.

It was in the days of Felucca ,the times of the chilling of the bones and the trembling of the nerves.
Where sweating palms and heart palpitation were common place .
My friends had gathered around to watch me go into a Dungeon,I prepared my regs and dawned my plate suit
gathered my magic swords and headed out .
As I approached the entrance I told my friends watch now, this is how it's done.
I walked into the dungeon and within 5 secs tops I walked back out as a ghost
Someone had brought a horde of elemental monsters to the front entrance .
far too many for anyone person to handle . By the time I got back to get my items my body was picked cleaner than
a cob of corn at a crow's convention. My friends all looked at me but not a word was spoken .
In the days of old when the knights were bold how oft times I have pined.
for the days of old when the knights were bold ,those were the days of gold.

Hope you liked my story

[ardic35]

I read this post a few days ago but couldn't think of a thing to write...Sure i walked the graduation lie with strep and a abscessed tooth but it was painful not embarrassing. then it happened to me toady. i drive for a major trucking company and live a few miles from one of our terminal where i park my rig when i am home. (this is cleaned up a lot so forgive the lack of details)

I was home waiting for a load to come in the next day ( being today). when i got the call i got to my truck and was getting ready for my trip, about six hundred miles, which for the speed i am allowed to run is really good. anyhow while i was gathering the paper work and prepping another one of our truck pulled in next to mine. same make, model and color. in fact the only difference was the truck number, which was one higher than mine. Not paying attention i go to the truck put my key in the door and unlocked, then my world came crashing down.

looking on the floor board there was a pair of gloves that were not mine. at first i was mad thinking someone got into my truck. stepping up into the truck I looked at the CB. then it hit me this was not my truck, not my gloves and not my CB. just as i was stepping down, a head pops out from the curtains that hide the sleeper. he just looked at me, I didn't know him, he didn't no me and just his head. just after he poked out, a girls head pokes out for about two seconds and then quickly goes into hiding. All of our face es beat red, assuming the girl was just do to the situation.

Anyhow when he seen we had the same truck and it was an honest mistake. we shook hands he went back to sleep and i went driving. to find out later that my company has all the locks for the same model of truck keyed the same.

[Nethrezim]

I thought about it for a while and decided to share, since no one knows me in real life (Hopefully <_< >_>).

Okay well...

Well I work for the school paper at my high school and one of the editors I just happened to be crushing on majorly .

Erm... Sometime I daydream about us being a couple and what not and just doing lovey dovey stuff casually.

Well umm. Bah I don't know if I can continue, I'm actually blushing in real life typing this @_@. Let me think a bit more about it.

[TheWatcher]

My father and I share the same name. It has caused many problems in my life.

I was travelling through Palermo Italy to play for Australia in a world cup. My chosen sport is not very big in Australia so making the team was a lot easier than it sounds. It was also great for us amatuers to have just a few minutes of fame signing Autographs etc. I had just ended a relationship, so was counting my blessings when I met the tournament director, a beautiful Italian woman who spoke 6 languages and was overall a top find. After some chatting etc she told me that because of the tournament she was too busy to have a drink with me and that she could only meet up the day after the closing ceremony. Unfortunately our flight left at midday that day so we agreed on a 6 am meeting to get to know each other.

The closing ceremony had turned out to be a bigger night than anticipated so as a result I had far too many drinks with the players from other countries. 3 am approached and in my drunken stupor I decided I needed to shower and get ready for my date..........

I woke up at 11am naked in my bed with damage to the carpet near the bathroom and a horrendous stench in the room. Apparently my date had knocked a couple of times and having recieved no answer had gotten a key to the room with thoughts of waking me up. What she found was a flooded room and a naked me in the shower who had blocked the sink with vomit.

She left me a note saying she had to get a couple of team mates to help me into bed and that she was sorry we didn't have more of a chance to get to know each other. By the time I got to the airport the plane was waiting for me and I walked into thunderous applause as words of the nights deeds had spread amongst the 60 players of my team.

I thought it was the most embarrassed I could have possibly been. I was wrong.

When we touched down back in Aus my ex was waiting for me and told me she wanted to patch things up. I agreed. He first question was whether I hooked up with anyone. My answer which was technically true was no. We both visited my parents home and I was surprised to find my parents argueing which they never do. I asked what was wrong and my mother showed me an email addressed to Peter saying how much my date had loved me, enjoyed the time spent together and liked what she had seen in the shower. As we had the same name, my mother assumed it was fort Father. She wrote back an email about how Peter was married and had kids and basically telling my date to go jump. I had to explain in front of my newly reunited ex what the story was.

Apparently my date had researched the players on the team and sent an email to my father who was a coach assuming it was me. Imagine hoe embarrassed I was trying to get in contact with my date who assumed the man who had been courting her and whom she had pulled from a vomit filled shower wad married with kids.

[Chalybs]

Alright, first of all, I'd like to put a disclaimer and say that I was young and stupid, and wasn't sure what I was talking about. However, my actions still haunt me till this day.

When I was a kid, I really dunno how old I was, and probably don't want to know, I had a lot of girl friends. In fact, my whole neighborhood were girls my age, so I hung out with them a lot. We were young enough that we didn't know much about puberty and anything involving growing up.

One day the subject that was brought up was periods. I didn't know what it was, and neither did any of my friends at the time. However, I was one of the oldest ones and when one of my friends said that they heard it had to do with maturity, I of course said that I had indeed had my period. Figuring that if I said that, I'd convince the others that I was more grown up. The subject was dropped quickly; but, of course, my sister had to be there at the time of this discussion.

That night at dinner time, my sister asked an innocent question to our parents, "What's a period?" My Mother answered of course, and my sister, as usual had to tell my whole family that I indeed told everyone that I had my period. I didn't hear the end of it for that day, and every once in awhile gets brought up, and I don't think I'll ever live down being the only male in my family who's "had their period"

[+Chaos]

Although I am not posting for the Prize I thought it would be nice to join in the fun.

An embarrassing story from my childhood

When I was twelve i got a pair of Roller Blades (used from my cousin) for my birthday and I was very excited to use them for the first time. They were beat up and well worn in but that didn't matter to me. My cousins and I decided, Against my better judgment, to climb the locked fence and get into the local skate park. A skate park bout the size of a basket ball court.

I was the first over the fence and I was very excited to put on my "New" Roller Blades and skate around. As my cousins were climbing the fence I put on my skates. As they were putting on there skates I was Rolling around. As they got up to Skate i went up my first ramp and fell on my bum. i tried to stop myself from falling by putting my hand down and promptly Breaking my Arm. i stood up like nothing happened and continued to skate around. I looked over and my cousins were standing there staring at me, I asked them what was wrong and the eldest said "Your arms broken" . I looked down in disbelief at my Broken arm and Let out a Scream that I am told was heard half way across town. arm broken and no way out of the locked gate my cousins climbed the fence to get help and soon an ambulance arrived. A short ride later and I was at the little building they called a Hospital. it was Ill-equip to deal with my now broken arm so they gave me drugs and sent me to the airport accompanied by my father to fly to another city to get the treatment i needed.

A few weeks after i got home from the Hospital, Cast on arm, I visited the "Family court" and found out i had to do Community Service on top of having a broken arm.

I guess the embarrassing part of this story is that for the rest of that school year and most of the summer i could not escape the torment of my cousins and brothers telling me that if i need anything i should just scream.

I hope you all enjoyed My Embarrassing Story.

Be Well

[+Colibri]

I have removed a few posts. Please keep this thread, the forums and the shard appropriate for all audiences.

If you jumped in the water and lost your bathing suit that's still a fun story, but anything much more graphic than that wouldn't be appropriate.

[Nethrezim]

Okay, I'm giving it another shot.

Anyways...

There's this guy in the School Paper class with me that I've been crushing on. And as I said I usually daydream of us being lovey dovey and what not(Which we aren't, he doesn't Erm... Didn't even know I liked him that way).

At this time I was in the closet, no one knew that I liked guys @_@.

So one time he came up to me and asked if I had finished my article for the sports page and WITHOUT thinking(I stress WITHOUT) I turned to him, said "Sure thing sweety.", and kissed him...

I couldn't talk the rest of the day and he doesn't ask me about my articles anymore...

There... I braved through and said it.(Don't judge me o.o)