Raven's Log - a noob journal.

[Raven]

Raven's Log, Account date 5:

Wrong, Shame, and the Horde Army(All three of them!)

"Started off the day mining. It did not take as long to become semi-proficient in Tinkering. I have no idea what I'm going to do with 1300 Lockpicks but hey.

Worked my way through Shame to the third level on my fearless pack llama, who I decided to keep named "A Ridable Pack Llama". Never name an animal that is just going to get eaten, I always say. I'd eat it if I was hungry enough. Eating Billy the Llama would make me feel bad.

Brought some reagents to cure myself if I should come across scorpions or air elementals that felt like casting poison on me, enough bandaids to make a mummy out of the incredible hulk, and the GM crafted Shadow-Iron armor I made myself so at least I can pretend I won't die if things look at me funny. Earth Elementals are lucrative, Air elementals are annoying, Fire elementals frighten me though I don't know why... and water elementals are persistent buggers.

All was well. Killed a few mages who teleported from the main island at the end, conveniently into Valorite Kryss range. Nice of them no?

One of them dropped an expertly drawn map. That was when I was pretty certain that I wasn't going to make it off that level alive. Nothing like seeing something moderately intriguing drop to know you're going to die a terribly fiery stabby death somewhere on your way out.

Note to self: work on magery and start marking runes.

There were sea serpents and a kracken. Everytime I got near killing one they swam away.

Note to self: Make a freaking bow.

Got out alright, misplaced treasure map in bank of horrendously unorganizedness.

Went to Wrong, much of the same, nothing to repeat other than by the time I see mongbats they fling themselves on my Kryss and they die stabby deaths. Cat almost killed me when he jumped on keyboard, when I finally got him off I saw three dead earth elementals and an elemental running for his life.

Depressed to find my Cat a better UO player than me.

Jhelom and the Horde Army quest:

No idea why I went to Jhelom. I think I clicked the wrong button. Before I could correct my mistake I had a quest to go talk to some fellow who thought I was a paladin. Not sure how he could mistake a fencer/blacksmith for a paladin but he didn't look like the brightest crayon if you know what I mean.

Go kill something something at the end of the runic road.

Okay.

I got there and the militia sure is in trouble. There are like, three Horde Minions randomly scattered throughout this little wooded area and they died faster than mongbats. OH THE HUMANITY! Jhelom IS DOOMED.

Wandered around a bit and saw a ratman. Oh hello there mister OH GOD WHY AM I AT 10 HITPOINTS? FFFFFFFFFFF-

Run away! ...Healed up and went back and smacked him down right and proper, but that is a SNEAKY ratman with ouch all over his soul. Warek the ratman in a red shirt is not something you want to think of as a ratman. It's a foul soulless little freak that shoots arrows from his little claw and lightning from his arse.

Currently hidden in Jhelom, waiting for the infinite army of the horde minions to show up. I suppose it would have been helpful if that not so clever man in Jhelom had told me how many of these he wanted dead..."

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[ahorton12]

your trip to jhelom, actually your in haven... check your quest log to find out how many u got to kill

[BeaconforHope]

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