Dear Colibri Claus

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SOL
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Dear Colibri Claus

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-', Dear Colibri Claus ,'-

I've been a good Sol. I welcomed lots of new people and gave my all to motivating them to play hard. I encouraged donations from those who could afford, and inspired those who couldn't. I made everything I touch turn to gold, that a beautiful place might better represent the quality of community your world provides. Thank you.

So, without much further
All Hail His Holiness,
might I request, one small favor...

You see lately my guildies have been getting a kick out of testing their metal against one another, and as fun as this is, like spending 10 minutes digging for a ring in your overstuffed pack --
--
-- well what really gets me everytime...

Is a little naked version of myself sprawled out on the ground! Ugh! The terror! I cannot bear to see myself this way! Yesterday I must have crafted 20 cloaks trying to cover them up... but those gosh darn bodies just float on top of everything!

And then I tried claiming them, I mean why shouldn't I -- they're me!
But, HA HA HA God chortled from the great beyond, HA HA HA.

Luckily I shall close this Halloween Horror with the delight that my murderer drained the life and encircled the corpse in trees until it went away. *Ah* *To be Blessed.*

So... pretty please,
on Christmas Eve do come by and lift your cookies,
and make it so,
I can lift mine.

<3 All My Love, Dear Friend of All <3

*Sol*
"^_"^

Oh PS... you know I'll never grudge you a belated gift. There is no rushing an act of kindness.
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