**New Vendor** - Attack of the Lawn Ornaments

[Yoda]

today I present to you a new type of fighting pet...

I was always joking about maxxing out something goofy for more of a novelty fighting pet and it occurred to me, dyed pink a crane sure looks like a pink flamingo.. so with that being said at JDI Mall I opened a vendor that sells Maxxed Pink Flamingos.

they don't have poison resistance or magery, or a backpack but for killing balrons or a champ they will do fine and are quite a bit more humorous than a fighting horsey..

as well for the newer players these require very low taming and lore to control.. vendor train levels should do it..

asking 85000 per which compared to my cu's is cheap

Thanks check em out

Yoda

p.s. for those that feel like replying with stuff like "why did you do that.. they are 'useless'..." and all assorted other nonsense, you need to lighten up its called Silly, look into it you will have more fun.. realize posting such nonsense will cause me to mock you over here and laugh at your wacky level of taking this game too serious

enjoy shard bretheren and ..... hmmmm.... whatever the female of bretherin is

p.s. they like to eat sushi

[Kote]

Love it!!!!

I bought one and they are more powerful than you would think. Thank you for bringing a little Silliness to my UO day.

[Geyanna]

Yoda U are a Hoot! Thanks for the giggle this morning.. I wish more people would remeber its a game for fun and actualy have fun with it and be goofy sometimes Coodos to you man

[Unbeliever]

Big thumbs up for this! Went and bought one of the first to show my support! Good luck + may the inspiration be contagious.

P.S. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sistren

[Yoda]

ah yes ... sistren... capitol

so to my "brothers and sistren" then