** Corrupted Wish **

[indigowulf]

Nice.

Your wish is granted. The universe has undone itself, and you are all that is left. As you float in a vast expanse of complete nothing, you take a moment to ponder how you still exist. Only a moment, however, before the lack of air pressure outside your body causes you to explode.

I wish for the ability to, at my choice, touch someone and grant them complete health.

[Chance]

Wish granted however word soon gets out about your gift and thousand of people begin to chase you begging for healing but amidst the masses a person bumps into you and knocks you over and you get trampled to death.


I wish for a Rhodesian Ridgeback Puppy that is loyal to me and my family, is intelligent, is free, is healthy and immune to disease and sickness, has a micro tracking chip, too smart to be run over by cars or to chase cars.

[Tigerstorm]

Wish granted.

But he his maybe too wise... he decides he his "Better off whitout a master" and even goes on to your boss to steal your job from you then when back home... Barks at you for dinner not prepared and tries to make YOU fetch the journal...

(ok i know you said he was loyal..but anyway..)

I wish I had a gf that played UO with me...

[Dollar]

Wish granted, however your GF seems to have an attitude problem and is always arguing with staff, resulting in a IP ban, which also bans you.

I wish the shard was back up.

[indigowulf]

wish granted (ok not really, shhh!)
but it has reverted back to the day you started. Also, due to a strange script bug, all text now shows up in Chinese.



I wish I could go back to the body I had in my avatar (about 2 years ago)

[Skyla]

Wish granted, however you go back to just that, the body in your avatar.. unable to move, speak, breath.. anything.

I wish my computer would stop acting up!

[TsiyaAma]

I wish my computer would stop acting up!

Your computer stops acting up...also down, and sideways, dying completely.

I wish my dog could talk.

[Cestre]

Alright, your dog can talk, but talks in an annoying Fran Drescher voice, constantly complaining about the consistency of the food your feeding him, as well as the latest fashions worn by the mailman.

I wish I had a flying car!

[indigowulf]

Wish granted, you have a flying car. For about 30 seconds. Before you crash to the bottom of a ravine.

I wish I was as rich as Bill Gates.

[Skyla]

Wish granted, the next day all your money becomes worthless when the government changes to a new form of money: empty cans.. so now the bums on the street are the rich ones.

I wish my kids would stop growing up so fast!

[Bubba Ho Tep]

Wish granted: your kids never wake up, dying in their sleep. From now on, they'll only loose weight and a bit of their stature.


I wish I could ask for a wish no one would corrupt.

[Tribecca]

Granted. You wish for a wish that noone could corrupt, but unfortunately, you wasted your wish, because now, everything you wish for comes true! You wish for world peace and you get it. Now there's no more economy because WAR was the main fuel of all economies.

I wish the shard would come back up and never have any more issues and is more successful than OSI!

[Skyla]

Wish granted, but you lose all the friends you had made because they all got tired of waiting & went and found new shards to call their home.

I wish it would not rain today.

[Calan Caitin]

Wish granted, but even though it did not rain where you are, the rest of the world received torrential rain and it flooded the globe killing all forms of life but sea life. Now you live on a little island alone and have to eat fish everyday for the rest of your life.


I wish I could invent a clean burning, replenishable fuel that emits zero pullution, sold for a tenth of what fossil fuels cost and every vehicle could run on without having to install any extra equipment.

[+Rayne]

Wish granted, however the compatibility that vehicles would need to accomidate such fuels would send vehicle prices so high that only a few could afford them. Therefore, making an unremarkable difference particularly on the environment. However, Visa, Master Card, American Express and the like very much love your idea.

I wish to live where the temperature is always 65-80 degrees.