** Corrupted Wish **

[Tribecca]

Wish granted, however since the temperature never freezes, you are overwhelmed with fleas and ticks, making it impossible to go outside and enjoy the weather.

I wish I could find an ancient treasure with the "secret to the beginning of the world".

[Grimrod]

Granted. you find the treasure with the secret of the world birth on it, but it is written in a language you can not read.

I wish i had a better job

[Skyla]

Wish granted, you get a better job but someone screws something up, you get blamed for it, and end up losing the job.

I wish I had a maid to do all my housework for me.

[Tribecca]

Wish Granted. You find that your house is so clean that you no longer need that maid and she runs off with your husband/ boyfriend.

I wish I could Star in a Major Motion Picture.

[Skyla]

Wish granted, however it gets such bad reviews that the only acting jobs you can land after that are in B-rated horror flicks.

I wish that it was the weekend!

[Jax2]

It is now the weekend. Because you skipped 2 days, you were fired from your job and are no longer able to afford to go out and have a good weekend

I wish that the shard would come back up

[Gordin]

Wish granted. As you log back in. you noticed that a serious revert has been made, and you are again a 'young' player.

I wish I could understand all the questions in the next test.

[Bubba Ho Tep]

This is gonna be the best corrupted wish of all, because it's true for most of us:
You go do the test, and you understand the questions perfectly fine. You just don't have the slightest idea of the answer.
Hah!

I wish I win the lottery.

[Skyla]

Wish granted, but as you go to turn in your winning ticket you realize you lost it!


I wish for happiness!

[Gumbi]

wish granted. you become happy at the moment of the wish but minutes later you become sad again

I wish I could fly

[Skyla]

Wish granted, as you start flying you realize that you have no idea what you are doing. A flock of birds are heading straight towards you and no matter how much you try to twist and turn you can't avoid them.. the next thing you know you're being hit over & over again by wings and beaks. Once you figure out how to safely land you vow from that day forward to never fly again.


I wish I could take a nice long, hot shower without running out of hot water.

[Gordin]

Wish granted.
As soon as enter the shower, your telephone begins to ring, and you realize that is your secretary, reminding you of a meeting you are already late. But you can't figure a way to stop the water from coming down, nor can you leave the bathroom, because your stuck.

I wish I had a wise dog.

[Skyla]

Wish granted, but it turns out the dog is much wiser than you and makes you feel stupid, so you decide to give it away to someone else.


I wish my daughter didn't have such a hard time falling asleep

[Skyla]

[+Colibri]

Wish granted, and she goes into deep sleep just moments after you put her to bed. But what a shame, the boogie man is in town tonight (on a tour in your state). He doesnt come directly to your house, but with her child mind she can sense these things much more, and awakes. And you have yet another sleepless night.

I wish i wouldn't have to sleep