'You laugh, you lose' thread
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:58 am
i demand you out-funny me
The things we didn't need to know...
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Re: 'You laugh, you lose' thread
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:52 pm
The things we didn't need to know...
Re: 'You laugh, you lose' thread
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:31 pm
words will never hurt you?
Re: 'You laugh, you lose' thread
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:06 pm
Redneck plasma tv
Re: 'You laugh, you lose' thread
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:45 pm
i actually LOL'd outloud (cause thats my type of humor )Efanchenko_MM wrote:words will never hurt you?
see: xkcd.com
Re: 'You laugh, you lose' thread
Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:27 am
Weight problem?
Re: 'You laugh, you lose' thread
Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:15 pm
Re: 'You laugh, you lose' thread
Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:54 am
I am a bomb technician
if u see me running
try and keep up
if u see me running
try and keep up
Re: 'You laugh, you lose' thread
Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 5:30 pm
SO, this is what really happened...
Re: 'You laugh, you lose' thread
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:56 pm
SO, this is what really happened... Part 2
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Re: 'You laugh, you lose' thread
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:23 am
A One-Question IQ Test
This simple IQ Test will help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day.
QUESTION:
There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the salesclerk.
Now if there is a blind man who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself to the clerk?
Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer.....
ANSWER:
He opens his mouth and says, "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses."
If you got this wrong - please pack up your things, turn off your computer and call it a day.
This simple IQ Test will help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day.
QUESTION:
There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the salesclerk.
Now if there is a blind man who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself to the clerk?
Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer.....
ANSWER:
He opens his mouth and says, "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses."
If you got this wrong - please pack up your things, turn off your computer and call it a day.
Re: 'You laugh, you lose' thread
Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:55 pm
HAHAHAH, I LOVE IT! We should talk, haha.Andes Giger wrote:SO, this is what really happened... Part 2
love,
Llexa
Be a man! Fight back!
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:09 pm
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
None, it should be opened when she brings it!
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than
men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that
allows them to stand closer to the kitchen
sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
And finally, the Total truth;
Women will never be equal to men until
they can walk down the street with a bald
head and a beer gut, and still think they are
sexy......
When she yells at you, for not putting the toilet seat down, you reply;
Your a big girl, you can put it down just like i put it up, and besides, you couldnt fall in, your behind is too big to fit in there...
And, with that, I am going to go HIDE!!!!!
None, it should be opened when she brings it!
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than
men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that
allows them to stand closer to the kitchen
sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
And finally, the Total truth;
Women will never be equal to men until
they can walk down the street with a bald
head and a beer gut, and still think they are
sexy......
When she yells at you, for not putting the toilet seat down, you reply;
Your a big girl, you can put it down just like i put it up, and besides, you couldnt fall in, your behind is too big to fit in there...
And, with that, I am going to go HIDE!!!!!
Re: 'You laugh, you lose' thread
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:32 am
You will love the drunken squirrel. Re: 'You laugh, you lose' thread
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:36 am