Excelsior

You receive your million dollar, however now due to hyper-inflation, what used to cost 5 cents now cost 1 million dollars, and are now poorer than before you started.

I wish for world peace.

Granted but due to the world ending in 2012, everyone is seeking to leave to new worlds were fighting will break out.

i wish for a puppy

Yay, you got a puppy! Too bad noone told you that your 'puppy' came from the Mesozoic Era and has a healthy diet of lawn furniture, small children and other 'puppies'. You see on the news one night that a mysterious canine has wrecked havoc at a local free clinic, and the owner (since it thankfully has tags) will be hit with multiple manslaughter charges.


I wish I was a prophet!

Granted. You now see the flow of time and possibility. When you reach to open a door, you can see what would happen if you opened it with your right hand, left hand, didnt open it, opened it and the lights were on, lights were off, someone from inside opened it first, and so on. You see so many possibly futures that you descend into madness.

I wish to be able to shapeshift.

Your wish is granted you shape shift but because you are have only recently learned to shape shift you shifted into a doormat and since it is an inanimate object you lose the ability to think and shape shift. Thanks though I needed a new doormat! Now my guests can finally wipe their feet at the door!



I wish the coconuts on my palm tree would ripen!

Your palm tree fills with coconuts each fall withen a day of sprouting soon after a new generation of palm trees sprout slightly diffrent and again for a week everyday a new generation of palm trees sprout bringing new coconuts bigger and better then the first, but thru some freak genetic mutation the coconuts grew legs and massive fangs attacking all the people in ur area you figure out some way to kill them but even after there death the palm trees release a virus into the air bringing back all the dead coconuts to life now because of your 1 ripe coconut we have a zombie coconut appocolypse on our hands and the world is at the brink of destruction.

I wish to find my true love.

Granted. you fall deeply in true love and can't wait to plant a big kiss on those plump lips. but how to get through the glass bowl baffles you.

I wish for a bigger apartment.

Granted, and now that you have a large apartment, you cannot afford and have depleted your savings. You are now forced to vacate and are temporarily without a home.

I wish that +Colibri would check his messages.

+Colibri checks his mail but since he has 500 spam messages in the inbox he hits 'Delete All' and the cries of the UOEX community go unnoticed. After 24 hours of no server to play on, hundreds of one-man riots sprout up across the world. Arrests ensue and the population of Excelsior drops to the single-digits until people can post bail.


I wish I had a sports car.

Wish granted however now you are wondering how to deal with the rabid man eating ferrets that have made their home there.



I wish people would stop stealing my pens!

Granted. In fact, they hold a support rally for pen thiefs anonymous. Boistered by the rally, hundreds of pen thieves return all stolen pens as part of a 12 step program.

Sadly, this means you now are buried in pens so deep you are frightened to move, lest you be impaled!


I wish that every time I needed to buy something, I could reach into whatever Im wearings pockets and pull out exact payment, in the largest demoninations possible.

indigowulf wrote:I wish that every time I needed to buy something, I could reach into whatever Im wearings pockets and pull out exact payment, in the largest demoninations possible.

Wow, that's a pretty specific wish lol.

I defy anyone to corrupt that lol. Watched Wishmaster when it came out and that was my "break that, suckah" wish.

Wish granted however the bills you have been pulling out appear to be the same bills stolen in bank robbery and johnny law is now asking just how you have those exact bills in your pockets?

I wish for nothing.