Excelsior

this game is the person above you asks a question, and the person next to reply's with a silly answer, then he/she asks a question. so forth and so forth.

(please keep this clean)


Why is it so small?

Because it's made of molecules.

Didn't you learn anything in high school physics?

It was all apples and cookies.

But I never figured out...why is the sky blue?

Because most of the world is covered with water, and it reflects the color on to the sky. Sky is actually yellow if you are in the middle of a desert

Why aren't there more frequent shard crashes and downtimes?

The warriors of Excelsior fight valiantly against the lag monster, and as such, the shard is heavily fortified against the crashes and downtimes imposed by such a beast should he run rampant.

Why so serious?

Because laughter is on a coffee break

Why can't I lick my own elbow

Because that would be strange...

Why do people spam "Where is the event!?!" when I just got done saying I'm not done making it yet. XD

Because it's dark where they have their heads at and they can't read your words.

What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

The price of tea in China is largely regulated by "paying X amount of gold for tea" announcements in global chat.

Why does cream soda only taste good to me once a year?

Because one day a year your taste buds decide to return to your tongue and allow you enjoy the yumminess that is cream soda, while all other days they go on a extended vacation like Santa Claus!

Why do bunnies want to be evil and take over the world ?

Because my cat Guinness died last year and he used to keep the population down. Now they are all over my yard but they will tire of that area soon and spread to the rest of the world!

Why is that penguin from billy madison breaking into my house and stealing my cigarettes?

Because he succumbed to the tobacco marketing ads when he was a wee penguin and thought he was cool, smoking out back behind the igloo with the other rebellious youth.

Will I ever get to visit Ireland?

only if you ask nicely

what does that make us?

It makes us a bunch of dedicated nerds that love playing a 13 year old video game.


If a butterfly flaps its wings in the jungle, how does that affect the price of an Excelsior Dollar?

because it whistles through the ears of the average gamer and the whales and dolphins all think it is a mating call and slap thier tails on the ocean surface at once and causes a tidal wave which floods 2/3 of the coastal regions of the world forcing the UN to impose trade restrictions to include internet game commerce which causes not only the value of the ED to rise but China's economy to collapse in a single fell swoop.

Now what were we talking about again?