I am strongly protesting again, this time about something that affects me very personally. I did not notice this until recently probably due to the fact that I am not the sharpest tool in the shed. 
I thought about this a lot and I cannot help but come to the conclusion that Excelsior is the guilty party here. What am I talking about you may be finding yourself asking? Well, let me explain. I entered this world of Excelsior back in August of 2007. Ever since then, depending on where I need to go or how fast I need to get there, I would walk or even srpint to get there on my own two legs. Although my bow is a shortbow, it's not a small task to draw it back to generate the force I need to slay the shard's toughest monsters. And the energy I use to wield my "Big Stick" is nothing to be sneezed at. With all that being said, I have recently come to realize that I have gained aropund 30 pounds since I started playing here. How can that be you may be asking, especially since you are always busy kicking monster butt and refurbishing your houses? That is the million dollar question my friends. But facts are facts. Before Excelsior, slim and trim. 
Since Excelsior, a candidate for paperwieght of the month! 
In my mind, the only way to account for all this weight gain is to look in the direction of +Rayne and her staff. As any regualr player has noticed, almost everyday there is some sort of ooey gooey goodness appearing in your backpack. And those beverages that appear as well must be packed with a zillion calories. I am sure they are doing this with the best intentions and good will but it is evident that they did not consider what their generosity could eventually lead to. So, it is my duty to fore warn all that this may happen to you if it hasn't already happened or begun to happen. Please be wary. Now, for those of you who are feeling sorry for me and wondering what they could do to help me, please, thank you, but its to late for me. Help yourself. Get rid of all those "special treats" as soon as possible. And since I am already to far along, then it will not matter if I continue in partaking of these treats. So, for your safety and well-being, send all of your leftover treats to me so I keep them from ruining your health and I can at least sleep better knowing that I at least helped someone from suffering the same fate as I have.
As always, keep on Rockin' Excelsior!
In fact if it wasn't for her cooking I would forget to eat anything on the shard 
