Excelsior

because aliens implanted a tastebud messe-upper that causes your brain to misidentify the obviously good taste and change it to bad when your nose smells anything that could be good.

why cant i own a gremlin?

Because they were wiped out in the massecre that was Gremlins 2

why is purple?

because the world was bored of the cleche called orange, turns out that red and blue got to gether and made the baby of purple on one really bad date ending in a terrible divorce, blue has custody though, red only gets weekends. kinda sad...

what should i have for breakfast?

Subixee wrote:red only gets weekends

Steve wrote:

Subixee wrote:red only gets weekends

i know poor red .. but its okay cause they are prolly gonna have another shot at together so it will get better

WOOT, get in there red!

Subixee wrote:because the world was bored of the cleche called orange, turns out that red and blue got to gether and made the baby of purple on one really bad date ending in a terrible divorce, blue has custody though, red only gets weekends. kinda sad...

what should i have for breakfast?

baby purple <3 aww

you should have a purple waffle for breakfast!!!!

What is the difference between a MooseMonkay and a Moose MONKEYYYY?

A MOOSEMONKEY has no butt where as the moose monkey has teeth like a beaver and horns like a jakilope.(bunny and deer combination, who the mother was is beyond me) guess that the gods had a sense of humor.

How else could i have explained that?