Excelsior

I really really couldn't help myself +R

A man called the Canon help desk with a problem with his printer.
The Tech asked him if he was "running it under Windows." The man responded,
"No, my desk is next to the door. But that's a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."

AND

Player: “My computer crashed!”
+R: “It crashed?”
Player: “Yeah, it won’t let me play my game.
+R: “All right, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot.”
Player: “No, it didn’t crash – it crashed.”
+R: “Huh?”
Player: “I crashed my game. That’s what I said before. I crashed my spaceship and now it doesn’t work.”
+R: “Click on ‘File,’ then ‘New Game.'”
Player: [pause] “Wow! How’d you learn how to do that?”

Me: “Thank you for calling Home Depot. How may I direct your call?”

Customer: “Yeah, I was calling to see if you sell bullets?”

Me: “I’m sorry, could you repeat that?”

Customer: “Do you sell bullets? Like for reloading?”

Me: *thinking maybe he is confused and needs the ‘bullet’ CO2 cartridges we sell for some of our air-powered nailers* “Bullets… as in bullets for guns, or…?”

Customer: “Yes! Bullets! For shooting!”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, we do not. We sell home improvement items and bullets are not a home improvement item.”

Customer: “…Are you sure?”