Excelsior

So here is a thread for those that troll (unless the GMs delete it), yet I am looking to have a little fun outside of the game and see who is active.


Basic Rules, you got to write a creative story using UO terms, weapons/spells/animals etc of how you take over the King/Queen of the hill.


Rigovran steps through the portal and walks peacefully to the top of the Hill,

Rigovran is King of the Hill!

lol this could be fun as I stealth up hill and wrestle u to the ground taking over the hill

Rigovran: casts blade spirit, and watches EndeR get hatched to pieces. Walks over the body parts, to the top of the hill.

Rigovran, King of the Hill

Omeni sifts back in a corner

+V enters - Casts Earthquake, no more hill

Omeni flees

Looks around and can't seem to climb out of the rift. Casts Kal Vas Xen Ylem and climbs on its back, commands it to go out of the rift. Once at the edge, climbs off and then casts Vas An ort. I then move over to the next hill and place my banner on it.

Rigovran, King of the Hill

Approaches the humongous mound of earth, riding a battered and war-weary mule. Sees Rigovran resting peacefully upon the hilltop; instantly wants to make it his own. Considers a contest of arms; reconsiders and rejects the idea due to a dearth of hit points. Thinks mightily upon't.....



Unbeliever: [c free stuff on ground at Brit Bank!

Rigovran: Sanctum Viatas

Unbeliever, King of the Hill

Fiernocht assesses the situation cautiously from a distance. He then casually walks over to the server and reverts the shard to a previous save. He then walks up to the hill and places his banner.

Another beautiful day and another contender on top of the hill.
Birko takes off his kid skinned glove and admires his Little Finger. I think I've GoT a plan.
The proletariat, the real servers, always rebound but never Ultimately trust nobility.

Birko strolls to the pub and has a lovely stew and wine whilst out of season fireworks make the sky entertaining.
"We all have a mountain to climb, but today the goulash is exquisite."

Comes returning to the spot, wonders what had happen while he was at his home in Avalon. Seems the hill has returns.

Trips Fiernocht and watches him roll down the hill, and then glances over at Birko and his Little Finger (Mr. Bimble Rigo wonders) to see if he reacts.

Notices Fiernocht hits the river at the bottom of the hill and swept away by the current. Rigo stand proud, and declares himself: King of the Hill.

A fireball appears on the next hill, and charges up. The rider removes her shroud, it is the mage, Sol.

She smiles. "Hi everyone!!" Everyone stops fighting. "Milady!" "Ma'am!" "Miss!" They bow and nod awkwardly.

"Ohh what charming knights!" She giggles. "Say, I was *just* harvesting the last fruits from that apple tree over there, it's flavor is one of a kind! I've been making it into hard cider! Wanna try?" As she speaks, she casually disrobes the horselord's kilt from her gleaming miniskirt. With abundant exaggeration, she bends down to tuck the garment into her backpack, then lingers, rummaging the contents.

Everyone stares stupidly.

Rigovran knocks Unbeliever on the helm, causing the visor to slam shut. Omeni steps on Birko's cloak, who trips instantly and falls back. EndeR pulls out a gold spyglass, and slowly... steps... backward... Sol rummages deeper into the sack, then suddenly exasperates, distraught.

"Oh NoOoooO! Silly me! I seem to have left my packie's crystal summoning ball by that tree when I was gathering! He's got *all* the kegs on him. Would any of you dears run and get it while I set up a campfire? It's stronger warmed up--"

Shouts of "Yes!" "Sure!" "On it!" go racing down the hill to the next before Sol can finish. "What's this?" Something shiny has fallen to the ground. Sol picks it up. It's EndeR's house placement tool.

Sol giggles and casts fireball on a nearby bush, then places a tower and sets the door security to Owner Only.

Sol, Queen of the hill.

I first scout out the area around the hill using my invisibility shroud to make sure I am not seen and that there are no traps around...

Once i see that no traps are around I creep up the side of the hill and instantly pop 5 of my 10 imp dogs... My imps being well trained change there appearance to look like me without even a thought confusing the king as to whom to hit ..... I then as a backup Mirror image myself to further cause confusion ...
With my first 5 Dogs on the king I then pull out my Demon Bane bow. Enchanted with several powerful abilities including dispel just in case the king tries to use those blade spirits ... Pitiful things that they are ... Just before I release my arrow I notice e my mirror images start to drop ... so I summon up my other 5 imp dogs and set them to attack and then let out a volley of arrows at the kings heart using my armor piercing ability ... in-between volleys I cast paralyze field, and Summon a stone circle around the king. Assuring the king has no way to flee ....

After a rather lengthy fight ..As the king is not as weak as one might think. Going back and forth the king with a few surprises and tricks managed to kill 2 of my dogs, though the paralyze field kept him from casting any magic....
The final Kill shot was a Double arrow attack landing directly into the kings heart l right beside a earlier shaft that had already pierced through his armor ... ...

Now that the king was dead ... I set out all of my dogs to survey the hill and guard against anyone else ... while I Constructed a statue to mark the kings grave … I dug a hole into the ground and pushed the kings corpse into the grave and covered it up … And placed the statue at the head. Engraved on the statues base was the following… “ Here Lies Rigovran… No longer king of the hill but part of the hill Killed by the one true King … Lestat A. Zero”.

As soon as I am done placing the statues I cast a gate to a Secret location Gather my dogs and Disappear out of sight …


Lestat A. Zero

Travels the underground realms until he finds an Ankh and self resurrects. Then he goes hunting deer for new clothing and some raw meat.

Rigo walks to the hill to see that no one is at the top of it, so simply walks to the top and castes Stone Wall in order to give some protection while he builds his tower.

Rigovran,

King of the Hill

I observe from a distance sending things "in your general direction"

I love that gif!!

Seems I am still the King of the Hill!!