Lets Quote!

[Brotherwolf]

when confronted with the constitutional ramifications of the Patriot Act, Bush blurted out his true sentiments: “Stop throwing the Constitution in my face. It’s just a god****** piece of paper!”

[Ishamael]

The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity.
The Lord of Darkness (Legend 1985)

If you only knew the Power of the Dark Side!
Darth Vader (The Empire Strikes Back 1980)

If she'd 'ave kept on goin' down that way she'd 'ave gone straight to that castle.
The Worm (Labrynth 1986)

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.
Yoda (The Empire Strikes Back 1980)

[Brotherwolf]

Dr Henry Jones Sr.. Son they are trying to kill us!!
Indiana .. I know Dad!!
Dr Henry Jones Sr.. This a new experience for me!
Indiana .. Happens to me all the time!

1989 Indiana Jones and the last crusade a scene with Sean Connery and Harrison Ford.

[dillingham]

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
George Carlin

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
Mitch Hedberg


I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
-- Robert Downey Junior

[babycat]

"Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly."
-- Mae West

"When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better."
--Mae West

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. "
--Mae West

"Sex is emotion in motion."
--Mae West


"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
--Mariyln Monroe


I could go on but we'd be here all night, you'd be tired and I'd be well fed so I'll leave it at that.

[kharn]

"If something's hard to do, it's probably not worth doing."

Homer J Simpson

[Brotherwolf]

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.. Elayne Boosler

I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments.. Jim Morrison

[Trygg]

“The rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it is that made them rich. Ditto for the poor.” -Neal Boortz

[kharn]

"Bigamy is having one wife too many,

monogamy is the same."

(Oscar Wilde)

[TammrLyn]

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"Good and bad is tricky", she said. "I ain't too certain about where people stand.
P'raps what matters is which way you face."
- Granny Weatherwax (Witches Abroad) -
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"Things are more like they are today than they have ever been before".
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
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"A Failure is just a Success that didn't work"
- Me

[Brotherwolf]

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

George Carlin

[Ishamael]

Strange how laughter looks like crying with no sound
Raindrops taste like tears without the pain.
Queensryche "another rainy night"

[Ishamael]

Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the United States.
Ronald Reagan

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.
Ronald Reagan

Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
Ronald Reagan

No government ever voluntarily reduces itself in size. Government programs, once launched, never disappear. Actually, a government bureau is the nearest thing to eternal life we'll ever see on this earth!
Ronald Reagan

[Ceara]

"Every truth passes through three stages before it is recognized. In the first, it is ridiculed, in the second it is opposed, in the third it is regarded as self-evident." ~Arthur Schopenhauer

"In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." - Mark Twain

"Wheels within wheels in a spiral array, a pattern so grand and complex. Time after time we lose sight of the way, our causes can't see their effects." - Rush "Natural Science"

[dillingham]

If human beings are fundamentally good, no government is necessary; if they are fundamentally bad, any government, being composed of human beings, would be bad also.
Fred Woodworth

Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.
Denis Diderot

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
Will Rogers