You Know You Have Been Playing Too Much UO When ...

[Tribecca]

You go into your local cornerstore and say Vendor Buy.

[Adrias]

You hear all the UO sounds even when your volume is off ;_;

[Tribecca]

You are driving by a field and think "I bet I can fit an 18x18 there!"

[Fiacha]

you try to summon daemons to defeat your enemies
your skin turns pale and you feel yourself losing good karma and gaining negative and you do a little evil chuckle
you see dead pigeons in the street and you stare at it wondering what kind of monster would pop up if you did animate dead on it
you meow all day and then try to pretend you are invisible like some sort of meowing ninja
when you go to the atm you say "bank" when trying to access your money
you watch ghost hunters and wonder why they just don't kill the spectres instead of trying to talk to them
and you look at horses on tv and wonder where the horns are and how those men are able to ride them and then you think to yourself how easy it is to tame one since you know you have 120 tamings and wonder why those people have trouble with it

yes these happen to me all the time and no I do not need professional help I am fine

[anarchy]

hahahahaha. you guys are great. that's funny. i hope you guys really don't do this in real life. lol. way too funny.

[Steve]

You hear all the UO sounds even when your volume is off ;_;

I haven't played UO with sound for years and i still do this

[Thorgal]

Your hanging a picture and tell yourself that it would be much easier if you had your deco tool!
You go to the jewelery store and ask the vendor for a platinum ring!
Or ask him what kind of resists he has on them!

[Melkor]

When you see a cat in your neighborhood you say.

"I've always wanted a friend like you"
"I can protect you in this world"
"Will you travel with me noble creature?"

[Old Remi]

You think about using peacemaking on two guys in a bar-fight.

[Rossi]

When your feeling lazy and wanna go some place so you start waveing your hands in the air and say "Kal Ort Por"

[Cygnus]

You make resolutions and set goals for the New Year and they all revolve around the world of Excelsior.

[Brotherwolf]

You sleep with a sword under your pillow just in case the balrons figure out where you live and want revenge!

Wolf

[Brotherwolf]

Your at the Zoo with your family and worried that +Veritas might spring all the cages open and attack everyone as a surprise event! lol

Wolf

[Melkor]

You spend a good part of your shift at work on uoex.net posting silly messages and stuff

[Berock Shagando]

ROFL this is too funny

you are trying to sleep at night and keep hearing the UO chicken in your head "brrrrk brrk brrk brrk brrk brrk"

You get in your foot locker and wonder why you dont hear the creaky chest sound

you take a weekend fishing trip and when you catch one you say "Your skill in fishing has raised by 0.1."

I could go on all day but they would just get more and more rediculous.