Whats the best pickup line

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Whats the best pickup line

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Lets hear all the goodie pickup lines people have used!!!

I want to know what works what doesnt hahaha :P :woot: :lol:
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Polar bear........

Just thought i'd break the ice

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That's very very groady watcher, but i like it!

i'd probably slap you if you told that to me in a bar though.
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Orcish Phrase: Ey Breedur Uu kom wit Ee en gib grub Jat!!! "English Translation:: Excuse me miss but can I take you out to dinner? :mrgreen:
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Keep it clean people =)

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I dont use pick up lines.Simple conversation and humor works best for me :woot:
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tell your toon then, to stop asking me if im tired....
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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I guess for cheesy one liner sake here is one.

Date me if i'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
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I had one guy recognize me at the college, and he asked me if i was part time at work cause he doesnt see me there as often, and i said yeah, and he goes and full time beautiful...

and then the other day once again, at the college, dayum girl, if id known youd be this fine, id gotten your number a long time ago.
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"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
"uh... I don't know... 500 pounds?"
"Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm [Insert name and blah blah here}."

:] I admit, it's worked on me before.
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haha i love it!
how about,

Guy: If i told you, you had a nice body, would you hold i against me?
GIrl: No
Guy: wrong answer, yes, you would hold it against me.
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Polar bear one is from a movie.The preview has been running for the last month. :displeased:
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K this is for you,
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Cause he stole all the stars from the sky
And put them into your eyes.
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how about...


go up to a girl. say hi if she responds say how about we go to dinner, YOU can pay.

trust me try it someday. it's funny, because she'll laugh and think OMG this guy has some guts. of course you'll pay for the dinner it's just to make her laugh a little bit. ;) and that's the key to a good pick up line.
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