OFFICIAL DOWNTIME THREAD

[GilliamQ]

Don't give us that Doctor who reply !! put a shilling in the meter and a good kick .

Oh no, you didn't! Did you just call my ST:TNG reference Dr. Who? Oh no, you didn't!

Isaac Newton

all stolen from the good Doctor he did the reverse the polarity Gimmick years before Picard pick his first nose

[odsasilveira]

how long till its back up? i thought my account has been deleted so i made a new one. as soon as this problem is resolved i would like this acc deleted plz

[Wizord]

Murphy's laws
If anything can go wrong, it will
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
Things get worse under pressure.
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to the value it is presived to be
if everything is going right ... something is wrong.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
Every solution breeds new problems.

Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.

[odsasilveira]

why is it down anyway? im sooo lost!! plz someone tell me whats going on!! . is there anyone that can login or is it just me?

[Agony]

I keep tryin' to tell folks that it's the jimmy jammy strapped to the brain in that there noise box over yonder...

[Wizord]

to know whats wrong with server read from first post dated today that server went down +Col has said and notified he is working on it

[MadMardagen]

Coli, you need me to send you some bubblegum and duct tape if it will help

[Fiernocht]

dang man must be some serious shizzle,.. keep it calm and bring this baby back to life please

[thejerkyboys]

it might be over heated may take a few more hours to cool down just got to hope and pray they can fix it i have faith that they can. there the best at what they do

[neonprophet]

It's back up

[Nightstarwolf]

If just the hardware is affected, it might be an idea to just use a complete new server and while that is running, work on the broken one.
But if the server is just rented, it may take really a while until the owners have fixed it.
Sadly such usually happens on weekends.

[debeza]

The long delay is due to the fact that the flux capacitor that this shard runs on requires 1.21 gigawatts of electricity. But the only way to harness that kind of power is with plutonium or a bolt of lightning -- both of which are difficult to come by.

[JimTheDM]

Shard is back up

[Arcon]

thank you +colibri for your good work on this saturday - most appreciated ...

[Coven]

I had just tried out the cleric spell that gives you a undead slaying hammer and went into Brit GY and went to kill a 2nd zombie and my client Disconnected and I cannot log back in?