Granted, every time you go to bed the neighbor's dog quietly decides to stop barking completely. The very next night, a burglar who is normally afraid of dogs comes by and lifts everything in both of your houses, seeing as how you're both so soundly asleep neither of you noticed. Furthermore, the neighbor knows it was your fault his stuff got stolen b/c of the wish, and he sues you for conversion of his personal property, as well as damages resulting from negligent infliction of emotional distress.
I wish for a bottomless ice-cold cup of mountain dew.
Sweet! You now have a bottomless cup and a lap full of ice-cold Mountain Dew, did someone wet themselves? Those nearest and dearest ask you what happened, and as you explain that the drink wouldn't stay in the bottomless cup, they question your sanity and admit you to the Psych-Ward.
I wish for a lifetime supply of Spam (the canned meat).
Wish granted! As you receive your first delivery of your lifetime supply of spam, you are advised that along with it, you will be getting the all day long company of the Spam advertising men: the Monty Phyton yelling SPAM every few seconds.
I wish a weekend with Megan Fox (this answer is gonna be funny...)
Gordin wrote:Wish granted. And now, as you realize you dont need to sleep anymore, you get to be a shard administrator 24/7 online.
That's not really corrupted, that's ideal life
As for your wish about Megan Fox (had to look her up, turns out we're talking about a gorgeous woman, hehe), i grant it. You pick her up and you drive about an hour to the nearby hills/woods/lake. Little did you know she had a filming there, and she just needed you because nobody else could give her a ride. You think that you'll at least be able to watch her during the filming, but to your misfortune it's a closed set. And she got someone else to drive her home on Sunday.
I wish I could have a direct wired interface between my brain and my computer.
+Colibri, Administrator of UO Excelsior Shard
Don't know what the purpose of your life is? Well then make something up!
(Old Colibrian proverb)
granted... you now sit in a chair like Barkley did on Star Trek TNG but you are never able to move from the chair. You wet and poop yourself and then die of starvation and dehydration...
I wish I could think of a wish that I could say that in no way could be corrupted and turned against me...LOL
Ohh, skyla, that's easy to corrupt
The soon as you go into the past with knowledge from the future, you create a parallel reality, a paradox, where the continuum goes in a different direction because you already know how things could have been and you do it differently. Long story, but the whole thing leads to you having a child who is a physicist and creates a black hole in Switzerland's CERN, causing that original reality to never take place, thus Excelsior doesn't exist as well, and all universe collapses in on it's self while the man with white beard and long hair goes "tsk tsk tsk...".
I wish I wish... that i could clone myself 10 times to increase my productivity.
+Colibri, Administrator of UO Excelsior Shard
Don't know what the purpose of your life is? Well then make something up!
(Old Colibrian proverb)
Wish granted but in cloning yourself 10X your major host dies off and the other clones sadly get weaker day by day and are deformed. One has no hands, one no legs, one with no brain and and another no eyes... Oh what a demise as we watch them all die. Now who will be here for the productivity?
I wish children would never have to suffer from deadly illnesses.
Wish granted, but when you go to step out of the shuttle, you realize as you're plummeting 20 feet to the concrete that they forgot to put the stairs against the ship bummer.
i wish my husband was a gentle man, instead of being a bull in a china closet.