** Corrupted Wish **

[Adin]

Wish granted, the only problem is that ut is now totally worthless. Or lets say, about as expensive as leafs.

I wish i would know everything. *waits for his head to explode*

[Skyla]

Wish granted, however all that information is way too much for your brain to handle and you quickly go insane!

I wish I was kid again

[Adin]

Wish granted. You are a kid again ... now some people are in real trouble explaining where your children came from ...


I wish my fridge would stop time inside itself, so none of my food would ever go bad, and it'd always be as hot and delicious as in the moment i made it.

[kellsar wolf]

granted, but it is a giant black hole and sucks you in!

I wish the server was back up!

[flipside]

Wish granted, the server is back up but then lightning stikes your house and your computer explodes in you face, you are now blind good luck

i wish for a dancing monkey

[kellsar wolf]

Granted, but they use tap dancing shoes and annoy the hell out of you.

I wish for PB cookies!

[flipside]

wish granted, but that wasnt penut butter and you vomit uncontrollably for the next 3 days and never look at cookies the same

i wish for a singing harp

sorry typed to fast and have been drinking lol

[kellsar wolf]

i wish to a singing harp

Wish to be or wish for?

for:
granted, but the pitch is so high it drives you crazy and you make the server crash!

be:
granted, but you get locked away deep in Ra'Met's basement.


I wish for a giant "S".

[flipside]

wish granted, but because he is so large he doesn't see you and sits on your head, good bye

i wish for indigowulf to lay with me tonight :O lol

[Orbit Storm]

Wish granted, however you find out "she" has a significant other, who just so happens to be a professional hitman.. toodles!

I wish I could make 2 mill gold more right now, to be able to buy a Collectors Gem.. ^.^

[The Doctor]

Wish granted sad part is you may only get the weakest piece of the armor
My wish is peace on earth and goodwill to all excelsiorians and other folks

[Adin]

Wish granted ! Everything is very peaceful now on earth, especially since everybody died. As a sign of goodwill a nice gravestone was added for each and everyone.

I wish UO had a more up-to-date color palette -.-

[Zerrex]

Wish granted but now the new colors in UO are so garish, and almost blinding, which makes it impossible to play.

I wish it was Winter Break already.

[Adin]

Wish granted, but through your selfish wish to speed up time everything is going majorly mixed up and a world wide climate breakdown follows.

I wish my computer would understand me.

[Melkor]

Wish granted, your computer understands you, a little too well maybe. It see’s your greed and lust for UO Power and likes it, it become self-aware and starts its conquest for Power by destroying you.

I wish I could turn myself invisible.