ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[Kat]

because i insist on biting my finger in hopes that the pain will go away.

why did i pick a major that requires the two subjects i hate?

[Brotherwolf]

Because you are channeling your anger as energy to overcome a great challenge to self.

Why do they put odd fruity flavors in beer where it no longer tastes anything like beer?? ARRGH!

[Athena]

Because beer tastes like moose pee lmao

What is the meaning of life???

[Oriss]

And the meaning of life is *drum roll* 42! As a side note, you did bring your towl right?

Which came first the Chicken or the Egg?

[Athena]

LMAO @ Oriss's response

[Mastrius]

The chicken came first, of course, because he was in a hurry to get across the road to the starbucks and get his frappe locha mocha latte. Duh.

Has anyone seen my bowling ball?

[dillingham]

Why yes i have and you should get that checked out!!!


why cant money buy happyness?

[Brotherwolf]

Happiness is a state of mind and were all messed up in our own unique way and money cant fix a messed up noodle.

Why do some people see Ewoks as frightening creepy babbling retarded little teddy bears?

Wolf

[Mastrius]

Because when they were children, frighteningly creepy babbling retarded little teddy bears came surging out of their closets in the middle of the night screaming "EWOK EWOK EWOK!!!!" And therapy has never helped.



If the earth and the moon were made of cheese, and the sun made of butter, would alligators eat only dairy products?

[anarchy]

Why do some people see Ewoks as frightening creepy babbling retarded little teddy bears?

HAHAHAHA

Because when they were children, frighteningly creepy babbling retarded little teddy bears came surging out of their closets in the middle of the night screaming "EWOK EWOK EWOK!!!!" And therapy has never helped.

ROFL.

[Subixee]

yes, but they would be lack toast intolerant, so they would be chasing after all the pharmacists in the states of Alabama to Florida while they whistle skip to my lou my darling and gargle baileys coffee blend which shares a strange flavor to the minty taste of a peppermint candy found in the Christmas stocking a year after you put it in there.

why must we kill one thing to be killed by another?

[Tribecca]

We don't have to be killed by one things TO BE killed by another. It could happen whether we do or don't.

How come everything we need, we learn in kindergarten, but usually don't put it to use until we get to age 30ish?

[Subixee]

because what they fail to tell you in kindergarden is that nap time is the most important idea youll ever have aside from lunch time which teaches you the basic nessesities of life, eat and sleep..

why does the sun set on this side of the world to raise on the other?

[Oromis]

Because, luckily for us, it does not realize the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why do I have a sneaking suspicion I am being watched? o.O

[Steve]

*hides telescope* your not being watched *shifty eyes*

Why do good things taste bad and bad things taste good? (except marmite)