** Corrupted Wish **

[Aghorra]

Granted, DirX 10 and 11 are available in Win XP, but you find you have Win98 and it doesn't even support DirX9.

I wish for a good woman

[Albino]

Wish granted. You have a good woman that you are madly in love with but she turns out to be alien in disguise. She kidnaps you back to the alien home world and u spend the rest of your life in an alien zoo!

I wish I could read peoples minds.

[Noreastah]

Wish granted. You can read everyones minds but everyone hates your fashion sense, also you discover everyone else can read minds and were plotting against you the only non mind reader, an epic psychic battle breaks out, few survive.

I wish I had declawed pet tiger.

[Lucrecia]

*Poof* you now have a pet declawed tiger. It was also delivered with rabies and big sharp pointy teeth. It beats the snot out of you with its paws and you are assaulted with 700lbs of rabie induced fury. On a happy note, the tiger is now well fed.

I wish to be able to cast all spells I have read about unlimited number of times with my specific degree of intensity for each situation when ever I want with no physical components in our current dimension.

[Melkor]

Wish granted. At first everything is fine, until people learn of your immense power at spell casting. People begin to fear and resent you, eventually you are cast out of society, doomed to wander the wastes of the world. While wandering, orcs and evil creatures are drawn to you, you construct a fortress, it becomes filled with evil minions. Soon Heroes of Excelsior attempt to clear this evil, but perish under your might. Realizing the evil that you have become, you take your own life, your minions disperse, your fortress crumbles, you are forgotten.

I wish for a 1000 more wishes.

[Namorah]

Granted, you now have 1000 more wishes. You begin to wish for everything you every wanted. People find out about your wishing power after wish number 4. They plot against you, to take you hostage and force you to wish for what they want.
After wish number 10 trying to please your captors, you decide this isn't worth it and wish to end it all. The earth explodes in a shower of glory, taking you and everyone else with it.

I wish for a place mat that when set upon a table, instantly has whatever the person wants to eat appear. This mat would have unlimited charges, anyone using it instantly feels a calm/peacefulness around them; having no malicious intentions towards themselves or anyone else, and they would also want to share this mat with anyone else who needs it and is hungry.

[Albino]

Wish granted, however the placemat only creates food that is rotten/expired. You feel such a sense of peace and calm that you go ahead and eat it. Two days later, after terrible explosive diarrhea, you die of food poisoning.

I wish that machines would take over the world and enslave humanity.

[+Chaos]

wish granted, you are a horrible actor and your name is Neo and you have to chose between the red pill and the blue pill, will you follow the white rabbit?


I wish i knew the answer to life, the universe and everything

[Viola]

wish granted, 42; however, you may not know the question of life, the universe, and everything while knowing the answer because the two cannot co-exist within the same universe at the same time or you risk unraveling the very fabric of time and space. BTW, the Earth was totally coming up with the question to the answer, but it got blown up. Sorry about that!

P.S. Don't Panic

I wish that when you told someone to leave you alone that they would actually be unable to communicate with you or bother you in any way, until, if you ever felt like it, you gave them permission to contact you again.

[Namorah]

Wish granted, your are blind and deaf to the person who you no longer want to bother you. Life is wonderful until the day that you happen to be walking along the street and that person shouts and motions at you in a vain attempt to warn you about the bus about to plo- *SQUISH* -w you over. Too late. At your funeral, that person weeps, wondering why you did not hear or see them trying to save your life.


I wish humanity would bond together and concentrate on colonizing another planet, since.. you know.. we only live on ONE ROCK...

[Cyric]

Wish granted. Welcome to LV-426, a world ripe for terraforming. As the first colonists, you have the daunting task of setting up the machinery that will begin making this world hospitable. You are also tasked with mapping out the surrounding areas especially that derelict spacecraft just over the ridge. Mind the eggsacks inside, they don't like to be disturbed. Nuke 'em from space it's the only way to be sure.

I wish that cheetos didn't leave that cheesy residue on your fingers after you eat them.

[Namorah]

*BOOM* Your wish is granted. The cheesy residue sticking to your fingers was an intended side-effect of eatting cheetoes by Frito-Lay to prevent build up in your stomach. The build up is small at first, but as you consume more of the Cheddar goodness, it begins to build up in your system. First only your stomach hurts, then it spreads to random tingling throughout your body. You begin to lose feeling in your limbs one by one. A year passes and the doctors cannot explain the illness. Another year passes and you are bed ridden, unable to move except to swallow the cheetoes that have been liquified in a blender. Suddenly, your body shuts down and you move on from this world.

I wish that hover cars were real.

[anarchy]

granted, you love your new hover craft as you zip through the streets and over the river. you love it so much that's all you want to do is drive your hover craft; of course the doctors and nurse's at the secured mental institution is still confused as to what you are driving.

i wish for everyone to be loved.

[Dragor The Fisher]

Granted, Everyone is loved by a giant space alien that comes to earth through a rift in space and attaches himself to each person through billions of tentacles to "love" and "protect" them. (Ok so I stole it from Futurama but it works)

I wish people were logical.

[bentho]

Granted. Everyone is logical and you no longer feel the need for anything but the bare necessities of life (it is illogical to have something that you don't absolutely need),and why are there so many people with pointy ears walking around....

I wish for a Colony completely loyal to me