You Know You Play UO to Much When...
You walk into your Bank and yell "BANK, BALANCE, CHECK 100k" and stand around wondering why nothing is happening.
When you stand in front of a closed door for ten minutes thinking... did I forget to turn my Doorman on?
You Know You Play UO To Much When...
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Re: You Know You Play UO To Much When...
...when you wake up at morning and say "In lor" instead using the light-switch.
...when your GF asks you for not answering her questions and you reply: "Sorry, got con-lost".
...when you watch the birds outside and try to imagine, how much arrows you could make of their feathers.
...when you walk into the supermarket and talk to the tradesman by "vendor buy".
...when you still watch the birds outside and wonder, why they don`t fly in just feet hight.
...when you try to buy a communication crystal at the local telephone shop.
...when you kill hundreds of ants in the garden to get a bag of sending.
...when you hurt yourself in the kitchen while cutting some onions and yell "In mani, In mani".
...when you fetch your passport to watch your "skills"
...when your GF asks you for not answering her questions and you reply: "Sorry, got con-lost".
...when you watch the birds outside and try to imagine, how much arrows you could make of their feathers.
...when you walk into the supermarket and talk to the tradesman by "vendor buy".
...when you still watch the birds outside and wonder, why they don`t fly in just feet hight.
...when you try to buy a communication crystal at the local telephone shop.
...when you kill hundreds of ants in the garden to get a bag of sending.
...when you hurt yourself in the kitchen while cutting some onions and yell "In mani, In mani".
...when you fetch your passport to watch your "skills"
Meeting a PK:
Explo....poison....flamestrike....Ingots...
Ingots??
Aye, I ran out of mana
*Damned, I really need to tame a GM one day*
Explo....poison....flamestrike....Ingots...
Ingots??
Aye, I ran out of mana
*Damned, I really need to tame a GM one day*
Re: You Know You Play UO To Much When...
My rl buddy and I were walking along to a bar and hes points to a newly built house and says.. "I didn't know they placed there" lol.. Makes me laugh everytime. The other day I seen a guy irl wearing a "Bag of Holding" so i googled it lol.. Does UO imitate life or is it life imitating UO>? 
Now known as HaZaRdOuS, still the same awesomeness behind the keyboard 